Zimbabwe removes 12 zeros from currencyBrilliant! Just remove the zeros. It could work! Maybe this is the way out of our financial mess. Just get rid of the zeros! OR. . .
Since the government owns the money printing presses how about printing, say, about a trillion dollars, put it in a big bag (Oh, I just heard Tupelo Honey in my head) and GIVE IT to whomever we owe! There.
U.S. becomes top wind producer
this is too easy. . .
Hamas leader praises Iran's help in Gaza 'victory'Death toll to date: 900+ Palestinians (400 women and children)
wow, If this is victory I wonder what losing looks like?
Two men found in cooler want to stay in Australia(CNN) -- Two men found floating in a giant cooler off the Australian coast say they want to stay in Australia and don't want to go home, immigration officials said Friday.
Let's see, how the hell do two guys end up floating around in a giant cooler? Maybe they both went after the last beer shoving the entire cooler into the sea. Yeah, I can see that happening.
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